Emotional trader funny story

Emotional trader tried to get profit, he struggled a-lot, picked tops for selling but they reversed because they were in bullish trends. he doubled the bet size but news came at the wrong time because he was taking revenge from bulls by picking tops again. He become mad and Gambled last money, luckily failed again and closed his terminal by saying that market is unpredictable.
Moral: emotions is the worst disease of traders so stay safe.

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